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sellingthe90s:

1996, Versace

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thatsmoderatelyraven:

anonymous messages have now been turned off im sorry someone had to be that guy and ruin it for you all

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breakthenorm:

Author of an award winning novel, folks. 

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iTunes Meme

How many total songs?

• 15695

Sort by song title – first and last?

• First: A-Ok - Motion City Soundtrack
• Last: *** - Regina Spektor

Sort by time – shortest and longest?

• Shortest: Sympathy - Sleater-Kinney
• Longest: The Longs - Genesis

Sort by Album – first and last?

• First: Aaron’s Party - Aaron Cater
  
• Last: 461 Ocean Boulevard - Eric Clapton

Sort by Artist – first and last?

• First: a-ha
• Last: 1990s

Top five played songs?

1. Swann Gangg - Lakutis
2. Bracket, WI - Bon Iver
3. O! Valencia - The Decemberists
4. Chicago - Sufjan Stevens
5. She’s a Rejecter - Of Montreal

Find the following words. How many songs show up?

• Sex: 80
• Death: 91
• Love: 846
• You: 1984
• Home: 201
• Boy: 388
• Girl: 392

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PEANUT BUTTER & CRACK SANDWICH!

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